- Blind girl requires some help for Valentine's day sexy lingerie shopping but when the victims turn around, she's mysteriously turns into a man with a sexually ambiguous booty who claims he already has
- En gammal klassiker
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Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer